Let's take a moment to appreciate how magnificent Doritos are. In a world of complex social issues and political uncertainty, we have Doritos. They're like a refuge of chemically-enhanced heaven amidst all the confusion. A ray of salty sunshine on a cloudy day.
The deep orange of zesty synthetic cheese.
Black nickel metal raised edges.
Butterfly clasp on the back.
Possesses magical munchy powers, which it endows to anyone who wears it. Use with extreme caution.